Ways to maintain a healthy level of INSANITY
1. At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See if they don't slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee makes for 3 weeks.
Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for marijuana."
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. 5 days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have headache.
11. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON!"
12. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling "RUN FOR YOUR LVES! THEY'RE LOOSE!"
13. Tell you children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
2 comments:
This is an awesome list! I wish I had the guts to do most of these things. #1's my favorite.
I have actually written a check for marijuana, years ago ;)
In the memo portion, I wrote "services rendered". LOL.
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